Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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