dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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