everyone is single if you try hard enough
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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