so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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