i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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