Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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