I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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