We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
bring money and cleavage
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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