I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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