I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
His hands were made for my vagina.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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