I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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