you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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