super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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