OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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