she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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