The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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