): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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