i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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