oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
In America we eat man semen.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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