Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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