party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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