Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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