Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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