I don't usually arrange sex via text message
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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