Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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