My balls are so social today.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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