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I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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