Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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