week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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