oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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