You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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