Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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