what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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