oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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