Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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