Christians are straight up FREAKS
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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