We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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