He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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