I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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