But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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