Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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