You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Quick, to the slutcave!
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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