He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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