yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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