walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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