His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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