No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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