I wish I only lived at night.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Alive.
So much puke
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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