she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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