when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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